[#] Once upon a Sunday, July 9, 2006 A.D., 10:17:29.491 AM EDT, in... a place...

Janitor nibbles on bacon and chews on cheese.
Janitor: What's this?
Janitor points and clicks and reads.
Janitor sighs...
Janitor: I really wish they wouldn't talk about Randomism on the forums.
Janitor: Now that damn ghost is gonna get restless and come possess me again.
Janitor: Oh, here it comes... ARRGGGH!!!
Janitor becomes possessed by Randomism.
Possessed Janitor: #SM Looks like muskrat loooooooove!! #SM
Possessed Janitor types away!

[#] Meanwhile, in a steamy hot sauna...

Gar: Stupid emit. What other kind of sauna is there?
Dr. Cat: Hey look, Randomism updated again!
Gar: But in the last Randomism update, you said Randomism was dead.
Dr. Cat: Dammit, Gar! I'm a cat, not a doctor!
Gar: Your name implies you're both.
Dr. Cat: Well, um...
Dr. Cat whips Gar with his towel and runs!
Dr. Cat: Heeee! :X)

[#] Back in the janitor's closet...

Possessed Janitor: Whew! That was rough! Glad I only do this once a year now!
Annoyed Fan: Wait a minute! There's no Randomism update here! It's just a log of Gar and Dr. Cat talking about one!
Possessed Janitor: Yeah, well, I'm dead. So screw you!
Possessed Janitor exorcises himself!
Janitor: ...huh, what happened? And who left this fan on?
Janitor shuts off Annoyed Fan.