Dr. Cat: It is with great sadness that I announce the death of one of the most obnoxious websites in the history of Furcadia.
Dr. Cat: Some may think that five years is a very young age to die, but in website years, Randomism was extremely old.
Dr. Cat: Very few websites live longer than five years, and the ones that do are probably receiving secret anti-aging drugs from the government.
Dr. Cat: Which reminds me... Excuse me for a second.
Dr. Cat pulls out his cell phone.
Dr. Cat: Hey Dubs, it's Cat!
Dr. Cat: Not bad, you?
Dr. Cat: Wonderful. Listen, I'm gonna need a little bit of um.. support for furcadia.com
Dr. Cat: Great, thanks! Don't mess with Texas! :X)
Dr. Cat puts the cell phone away.
Dr. Cat: So... any questions?
Reporter: Is there any particular reason you're not wearing any clothes?
Dr. Cat looks down at himself, and then back up.
Dr. Cat: Um, I guess I just wanted to display my flag at half sta-
Emerald Flame jumps in front of Dr. Cat.
Emerald Flame: This press conference is over!

(You enter the dream of The Shexy Mansion.)

You say, "Hi, I'm here to visit Spawn of Randomism."
Leo Kinoske: 11th floor.
Leo Kinoske: I mean..
Leo Kinoske: What are you talking about?
You say, "Thanks! Later!"

You say, "Hi there! Could you show me to Spawn of Randomism?"
Kaeda screamz.
Kaeda: How did you get here? There's no way to get to this floor.
You say, "There is when you have a pair of chopsticks, a bottle of hair gel, and a salmon."
Kaeda: o-o
Kaeda: I can't argue with that. Come with me.

Kaeda: This is where he's staying. It's the best rubber-walled room in the mansion.
Spawn of Randomism slams into the wall.
You say, "How long has he been here?"
Spawn of Randomism slams into the wall.
Kaeda: Oh, a little over a year. He said he was under a lot of pressure and needed to cool off for awhile.
Spawn of Randomism slams into the wall.
Kaeda: So he's pretty much been doing this ever since.
Spawn of Randomism slams into the wall.
You say, "He's not being held against his will, is he?"
Spawn of Randomism slams into the wall.
Kaeda: Not at all. He loves it here.
Spawn of Randomism: I WANT OUT!! I WANT OUT!! I WANT OUT!!!!
Kaeda: Sure thing, babe!
Kaeda pushes a button.
Out appears.
Out: Again already?
Kaeda opens the door.
Kaeda: Yep. And try not to hurt him this time.
Out walks in.
Out: I'm not making any promises. --;
Out shuts the door.
Kaeda: He just can't get enough of her! Teehee! xD