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Spirit of Randomism

Welcome to FuzzyRandom.com!

We're not going to waste a lot of space telling you who we are and what we do because, to be honest, we're really not all that sure why we're here. In fact, there's only one thing we really can feel confident telling you.

This is, perhaps, the fuzziest and random...est website you'll ever see. At least on this domain.

So, if you haven't already gotten all clicky on our menu over there, we'll briefly describe for you what each site we host is all about. And perhaps, once in a long while, we'll actually give you something new and interesting.

But chances are random.

The Janitor's Closet

Fuzzy Random's own janitor, whose credits include being the webmaster of this website, as well as chief editor of the fabled Randomism, has started his own blog. Join him as brings his own brand of humor and confusion together with the humorous and confusing happenings around the world, from the sanctity and darkness of his very own closet.

Hell, if he's not updating this website, he might as well be doing something.

Randomism

Yes, this is it. The original Randomism that you may have read about in Furcadian history books, or heard mentioned by crusty old veterans with nothing better to talk about.

Randomism is like one of those old, old tales that keep getting more and more outrageous every time they're told. Therefore, if someone led you here, and you're just reading it for the first time, it's probably not as wonderfully hilarious as they make it out to be. Or perhaps it is, and we're just sandbagging to make it seem even better. That's for you to decide.

Many websites have attempted to follow in Randomism's footsteps, to bring sorely needed comic relief to the community of Furcadia. However, whether or not these sites were actually any better than Randomism, one thing is absolutely certain:

This next site on our list definitely was not.

Spawn of Randomism

Just before Randomism retired, it had a secret affair with another website at the time known as Furcadia Weekly. No one will ever know about this affair, but the lovechild from that encounter became this website.

Spawn of Randomism followed in the footsteps of its predecessor, trying new ideas while falling back on the old classics in order to attempt to keep the hungry public entertained.

This website was active for a much longer time than Randomism, but instead of going out in an explosion like its father, it slowly slipped into insanity. Almost no one even remembers it existed. Not even this writer.

...Groovin With a Website

It's not so groovin anymore! This website may indeed carry the record for the shortest lived website in the history of the internet. It was such an embarassment that we haven't even linked it from our website for years.

But in the interest of making our list of websites longer, and proving that we were indeed involved with a website that didn't have Randomism in its name, we are linking it once again. Enjoy it or not, it's up to you!